Saints Row the Third - game review

Once upon a time...after I rode the wheels off of Dead Island and made it my bitch. I needed a new game to play. After strolling through steam and watching game reviews. One game stood out above all the rest...a purple diamond in the rough!!! SAINTS ROW THE THIRD. I was a huge fan of the GTA franchise and the Saints offers the same open world game play I enjoy without taking itself too seriously. That is why I stopped playing GTA after San Andreas. We enjoyed playing the co-op and you can finally swim. To all the GTA fanboys who have a problem with that statement send all complaints to (www.idontcarewhauthink@shoveit.com) says the Rapeasaurus. At $49.99 the game was too expensive, so I waited and strolled steam daily for a sale. Then finally the gods smiled upon me...like a lightening bolt to the wallet, Steam had a sale. I got Saints Row the Third and the DLC season pass for $23.59!! I got the Rapeasaurus in on this HOT action and BANG! we strapped in for this gangsta ride.

 Here is the Rapeasaurus and my review of Saints Row the Third.

>>INTRO<<

After the 1/2 hour scripted intro and another 1/2 hour in character creation we were finally able to roam freely in the Steelport candy store. We took to running a murderous group of thieves and hoodlums like a fish to water.

With Shaundi...

and unfortunately Pierce

we began our bloody climb to be the top dogs of all of Steelport.

After trying and failing miserably to make characters that resembled our real life faces. We gave up and just made 2 bad ass HOT BITCHES (by our standards). Here we are cocked, locked and loaded!

This is Rainy the Rapeasaurus Rex's character...

and this is me, Scrambles the Death-Dealer.

We then decided that since we both have vaginas, then everyone in our gang should all have vaginas. Here are a couple of our ride or die bitches smiling for the camera.

As we explored Steelport we noticed all of the other gangs represented their gang colors. So then, so did we. Black and purple everything. We only wear and drive black and purple.

MISSIONS:
There are three types of missions. 

MAIN MISSIONS: 

These missions progress the main storyline of the game, they also help you gain respect and money when you complete them.

• Rewards vary from special vehicles, (which are not available anywhere else in Steelport), to new "HOMIES" you can all upon when the shit hits the fan and you need some back up quick. 

• These missions also unlock bigger and better "CRIBS" 
• At these cribs you can customize your look as well as your gangs. 
• You can store and customize vehicles you just *ahem* "happened to have acquired." 
• **The main missions are a great opportunity to take dynamic screen shots of your character. Here are a few examples!!