Here is the Rapeasaurus and my review of Saints Row the Third.
>>INTRO<<
>>INTRO<<
After the 1/2 hour scripted intro and another 1/2 hour in character creation we were finally able to roam freely in the Steelport candy store. We took to running a murderous group of thieves and hoodlums like a fish to water.
With Shaundi...
and unfortunately Pierce
we began our bloody climb to be the top dogs of all of Steelport.
After trying and failing miserably to make characters that resembled our real life faces. We gave up and just made 2 bad ass HOT BITCHES (by our standards). Here we are cocked, locked and loaded!
This is Rainy the Rapeasaurus Rex's character...
and this is me, Scrambles the Death-Dealer.
We then decided that since we both have vaginas, then everyone in our gang should all have vaginas. Here are a couple of our ride or die bitches smiling for the camera.
As we explored Steelport we noticed all of the other gangs represented their gang colors. So then, so did we. Black and purple everything. We only wear and drive black and purple.
MISSIONS:
There are three types of missions.
MAIN MISSIONS:
These missions progress the main storyline of the game, they also help you gain respect and money when you complete them.
- Rewards vary from special vehicles, (which are not available anywhere else in Steelport), to new "HOMIES" you can all upon when the shit hits the fan and you need some back up quick.
- These missions also unlock bigger and better "CRIBS"
- At these cribs you can customize your look as well as your gangs.
- You can store and customize vehicles you just *ahem* "happened to have acquired."
- **The main missions are a great opportunity to take dynamic screen shots of your character. Here are a few examples!!